• what i said: i like anime
  • what my family heard: i only like asians. i am destined to marry an asian and move to an asian country and eat nothing but asian food and speak an asian language asian asian asian also i am officially changing my race to asian bye

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

nagisahazukifree:

I’m still banking on a movie of some kind…

almost 1 am but i finished my homework

idk how but i did it /collapses

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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"what a nerd" says the real nerd to their favorite character

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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