victormang:

Facultad de Artes y Diseño (antes Escuela Nacional de Artes Plásticas).

nabooliola:

blackeyesandfirstblades:

piefacemcgee:

kinetic-squirrel:

ethiopienne:

perfection

If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube

I couldn’t make it two minutes in

Save yourselves

Seriously. Don’t.

help me i’m 20 minutes in and can’t stop

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

alwaysbetonblackjack:

why do i even bother with this?

gaypocalypse:

seeing lesbians defend bi women and bi women defend lesbians on this website makes my heart happy

tater-titty:

hahahah I would kiss a girl for a dare I would kiss a girl for not a dare can I just kiss a girl

 - Noiz's birthday Drama CD
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kaleidoscope13579:

See where I got the audio video here (It’s translated in Portuguese though, so I translated in English.)
Similar Translation/Aoba’s POV in his story here

TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT (Warning: THESE ARE NOT OFFICIAL, THESE ARE MINE OR WHAT I CAME UP WITH, I’M SORRY IT’S NOT THE BEST. FIRST TIME TRANSLATING. Also huge thanks for waywardbabies for helping too! ^V^) 

Aoba: Well, it’s done. I still have some time left before Haga-san’s back. Anyways, I finished the data reports. *more typing* Hmm? A customer? At this rare time? 

Welcom-…ah…

Noiz: Yo

Aoba: You… Noiz! Why are you here?! 

Noiz: *sigh* 

Aoba: What is it? Why are you here at the store suddenly? Do you want something?

Noiz:Here.

Aoba: Hmm? A paper bag? Seems kinda heavy? Uh…it is!!!  What is this?! What’s inside?!

Noiz: See for yourself. 

Aoba: That bored tone of yours. You’re still the same as always. Geez…

Huh? What’s this? Candy? Lollipop, chocolate, gum, pound cake, caramel, Ramune (*Ramune is a carbonated soft drink originally sold in Japan)

Noiz: It’s for you. 

Aoba:Huh? Why? Is today something special? Like an anniversary?  

Noiz: No.

Aoba: Then, what?

Noiz: Well, not really something you would call an anniversary.

Aoba: Then it is something, right? Tell me. 

Noiz: Nothing. It’s not important.

Aoba:  Of course it is. You came all this way for this, right? Tell me!

Noiz: …

Aoba: Come on, hurry!

Noiz: …Birthday.

Aoba: Huh? Birthday? Whose? 

Noiz: Mine. 

Aoba: Seriously?!

Noiz: Shut up.  

Aoba: I had no idea that it was your birthday! 

Noiz: ‘Cause I didn’t tell you. 

Aoba: What!? I would’ve had the chance to get you something! 

Hm? Wait…hey…This bag by any chance…couldn’t be a present, right?

Noiz: Well…if you consider this a relation to birthdays, then this would be your closest answer. 

Aoba: No-no-no! Why did you bring a gift? That’s strange. I should be the one giving you a gift! 

Noiz: It’s nothing…I didn’t particularly want to celebrate it.

Aoba: Huh? Then…this bag… 

Noiz: Birthdays are generally meant to be celebrated, right? 

Aoba: Well…yeah…

Noiz: Then it means…that it should be an auspicious, happy day for the birthday person, right?

Aoba: An auspicious day…? That sounds weird, but I guess it would be something like that. 

Noiz: In that case, it’s not wrong to do something that leaves the person happy.

Aoba: Hmm? Leave happy…? Uh…What do you mean? 

Noiz: *frustrated sigh* That means…as the birthday person for this auspicious day, I don’t have any problem trying to make someone else happy.

Aoba: Huh? E-Eh? Um…this means that…what you’re saying is…even though it’s your birthday, you’re trying to make me happy? 

Noiz: Right.

Aoba: Why?

Noiz: *frustrated sigh again* You don’t get it?

Aoba: I don’t get it!

Noiz: A happy day for me would be one where I make you happy…I…nevermind. Eat…

Aoba: Hey…! What is it? Now I’m curious!

Noiz: *frustrated sigh AGAIN*

Aoba: *irritated groan* Well, whatever. Then, I’ll give you this one “Ah”

Noiz: Hmm?

Aoba: Well then…fufu…*unwraps candy* Here. Open wide. “Aaaaahhhhh~~!”

Noiz: *startled* Are you kidding? What are you doing?

Aoba: He-he-he. Come on!~ Come on!~ It’s your birthday, but you bought a present for me. I feel inconvenient. So the least you could do is go “aaahhh~!”

Noiz: *uncomfortable noise*

Aoba: Here. Here.

Noiz: *embarrassed tsundere groan* *defeated sigh* …Aahh

Aoba: Teehee. *places candy in Noiz’s mouth* Good?

Noiz: Not particularly. It’s kinda…sweet. 

Aoba: Of course, it is! You could be a little more appreciative. 

Noiz: *sigh* *reaches in bag & unwraps candy* Then…you too. 

Aoba: Eh?

Noiz: Here. I’ll give you one too, so open your mouth. 

Aoba: U-Uh…

Noiz: Hmph…what is it? You were excited when you did it for me. 

Aoba: No…it’s just…this is more embarrassing than I thought. 

Noiz: Don’t care. Come on, hurry up. Here.

Aoba: Geh- *embarrassed cat sound or an airplane* A..ah…aaaaahhhhh.*has candy in mouth*

Noiz: Good?

Aoba: Uh…yeah…Tastes like apples.

Noiz: Really? That’s good. 

Aoba: Eh?

Noiz: What is it?

Aoba: Nothing, I just found it so rare that you didn’t mock and took a swing at my face. 

Noiz: *scoffs* Why would I?

Aoba: Well then…

Noiz: Hmm?

Aoba: I haven’t had the chance to tell you yet. Happy Birthday. 

Noiz: *speechless* Yeah…

Aoba: Hehe. 

Next year, and the other years after that, let’s celebrate your birthday again together.

Noiz: There’s no telling in the future though.

Aoba: That’s fine. Promise? 

Noiz: …As you wish.

Aoba: Alright! 

(Anyways, poor Aoba, the tables have turned in the end. Candy is not the only thing that got place in Aoba’s mouth. *wink*wink*wink* I..I did my best. ;~;) 

If Noiz sang Jingle Bells..

crystallinenoiz:

Drive by through ryhme,
in dick squad’s open sleigh ,
in platinum jail we go
gaying all the wayyyy

*Aoba moans*

Bunnies kickin’ ass ,
Aoba play rhyme with me,
 oh what fun it is to drive by,
in dick squad’s open sleigh! GAY.

Rhyme with me, Rhyme with me,
Memes all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in dick squad’s open sleigh, Hey—